Welcome to Wonderland, and watch your step. It can get a little spooky, silly, and strange. There's never a theme, simply constant change. You can call me Alice, though no one else does. Now don't be shy, feel free to say "Hi". Though, send me anon hate and you'll get a stern "goodbye". We're all mad here, but the best people are. Make yourself at home as I travel afar.

 

Serious sandal tan. ((#summer #sandals #tanlines #outside #work #tourguide #adultlife #summerproblems #myfoot ))

Serious sandal tan. ((#summer #sandals #tanlines #outside #work #tourguide #adultlife #summerproblems #myfoot ))

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promountains:

last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

Whoa….

(Source: awesomaticeric)

cattkitty:

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

ohtentoo:

best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

(Source: fuckingmulder)

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled)