Welcome to Wonderland, and watch your step. It can get a little spooky, silly, and strange. There's never a theme, simply constant change. You can call me Alice, though no one else does. Now don't be shy, feel free to say "Hi". Though, send me anon hate and you'll get a stern "goodbye". We're all mad here, but the best people are. Make yourself at home as I travel afar.
You are below 5’2”.
Your best school subject is English.
You play fastpitch softball.
You have a cat(s).
You’re the youngest of your siblings.
Your parents are separated/divorced.
You have green eyes.
You stress out over everything.
Your best friend is of the opposite gender.
Your favorite season, by far, is summer.
You have an average body type.
You love high school wrestling.
Your favorite music genre is indie.
Spiderman is the best superhero.
You like Facebook more than Myspace.
You own an iPhone.
Your favorite color is yellow.
If you could travel anywhere, it’d be to Australia.
You have read the “Pretty Little Liars” series.
You used to be obsessed with The Sims.
Your favorite holiday is the Fourth of July.
Your birthday falls between the 1st and the 10th of the month.
You don’t like to paint your nails.
You wear contacts/glasses/both.
You NEVER use “lol” only “haha, lmao, lmfao”.
You can’t wait for school to end.
You’ve lived in the same house for 10+ years.
You have had an expander.
You live in Pennsylvania.
You only wear black socks.
You are brunette.
One of your birthmarks is on your arm.
You worry for no reason.
Haunted houses terrify you.
You trust a lot of people without thinking.
You’re in love.
You love the Pittsburgh Penguins and/or Steelers.
You are a freshman.
You stay up past midnight.
You usually dress like a bum.
You don’t like to dance that much.
You are a virgin.
Your name begins with an S.
There are 5 letters or less in your last name.
Your favorite number is between 1 and 25.
You would love Monopoly if it didn’t take so long.
You have lost a friend recently.
You were with a boy last night.
You hate winter.
You have regrets.
You don’t like basketball.
You think sharks are sweet.
There’s nowhere in the world you’d rather be than the beach.
The person you like/love is 3-5 years older than you.
You have been in a relationship for over 6 months.
You don’t like horseback riding.
Something on you is sore.
You wish you could play the piano.
You think Urijah Faber is the most gorgeous man alive.
You can’t cook.
You are broke at the moment.
You like classic rock music.
You played volleyball.
You have managed a high school sports team.
You’re a little insecure about your body.
You hate hypocrites more than anything.
All you want to do is have fun.
You love pop-tarts.
You own a pair of off-brand Uggs.
Your favorite restaurant is TGI Friday’s.
You can speak some Spanish.
You’re not a huge fan of dogs.
You normally fall for athletes.
You want another tattoo.
People make fun of your height on a regular basis.
You like tie-dye.
Your favorite card game is Rummy, Bullshit, or Spit.
You favorite movie is an action movie.
You like to scan the radio.
You don’t mind your first sunburn of the year.
You only like snuggling if you REALLY like/love the person.
You have been inspired by a motivational speaker.
You still like coloring in coloring books.
You think relationships are hard.
You own at least one thing that’s Puma.
You eat when you’re bored.
You take long naps at the worst times.
You love stand up comedy.
You drink energy drinks.
You used to watch The Powerpuff Girls or Lizzie McGuire religiously.
You own a pair of nike or adidas slip ons.
You could eat pizza anytime.
You have plans tonight.
The person that you like/love has a first name beginning with M.
It is past 2pm right now.
You like Taylor Swift.
You are wearing something brown right now.
You have been to a drive in movie theater.
You are going on vacation this summer.
You have taken a picture of yourself today.
Your favorite store is PacSun.
Your most recent ex’s name begins with a J.
You know somebody with the same middle name as you.
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.