Welcome to Wonderland, and watch your step. It can get a little spooky, silly, and strange. There's never a theme, simply constant change. You can call me Alice, though no one else does. Now don't be shy, feel free to say "Hi". Though, send me anon hate and you'll get a stern "goodbye". We're all mad here, but the best people are. Make yourself at home as I travel afar.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.