Welcome to Wonderland, and watch your step. It can get a little spooky, silly, and strange. There's never a theme, simply constant change. You can call me Alice, though no one else does. Now don't be shy, feel free to say "Hi". Though, send me anon hate and you'll get a stern "goodbye". We're all mad here, but the best people are. Make yourself at home as I travel afar.
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.
Oh my god this is perfect
I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME
I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…
im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer